LAST DAY!!!!!!!!

WHY WHY WHY???


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money
in binoculars
>>to look at things on the ground?
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>>Did you ever stop and wonder......
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>>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think
I'll squeeze
>>these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
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>>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...
I'm gonna eat
>>the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
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>>Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could
burn the toast to
>>a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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>>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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>>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but don't
>>point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
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>>Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
>>undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
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>>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both
>>dogs!
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>>Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
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>>If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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>>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables,
>>then what is baby oil made from?
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>>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?
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>>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?
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>>Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. .. . . .
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>>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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>>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride,
he sticks his head out the
>>window?
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>>Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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